For those of you that are unaware, Google Trends is a feature on the Google website that shows how often a particular search-term is entered relative to the total search-volume across various regions of the world. I guess that this information can be useful for people who are wanting to launch a new product as it shows you which regions have googled each topic the most. Whatever the intended use of Google Trends, most people just use it to laugh at the wierd things people search for. I am no different. so, if you’re still confused by how the whole thing works. Let’s start with an easy one:
Cute Babies VS Cute Kittens
As you can see, cute babies and Kittens have been neck and neck for years, with neither gaining any ground on the other, and then, all of a sudden… Bam! 2007, Those babies were like “Suck it cute kittens!”
Global Warming VS American Idol
Begin Your Patronising slow clapping. Well done humanity, talk about Nero fiddling while Rome burns, we’ll be singing along to Kelly Clarkson while the world overheats and explodes.
Chuck Norris VS Boobs
Of course, since Chuck Norris controls everything he most likely made this happen with his mind.
Ugly Children VS Ugly Babies
No judgement here, see that peak in 2005? I was one of those people. I was bored, and man, there were some ugly kids out there.
Obama Antichrist VS Mccain Antichrist
Wow, if this doesn’t put you off christianity, nothing will.
Granny Sex VS Sexy Women
No comment. None whatsoever. I’m too stunned to give an opinion on this one.
It makes me really happy that we live in a world where Octopuses are relied upon to predict the outcome of football games.
There is something strangely comforting in that.
Revenge VS Forgive
I’m with you blue, forgiveness is for wimps.
What is a justin beiber?
Hahahaha, Give that boy 3 more years and that’s all that will be left of him. A strange trend asking what he was.
The end of the world
Nope, it wasn’t in 2008 or 2009, I suspect we’ll just keep plodding along until our American Idol obsession kills us all.
Am I stupid? VS Can I get pregnant from a dog?
Yes you are, and no you can’t. God knows what kind of cross-eyed, mouth-breathing mongrel breed that would produce.